Funny and cute.
Only those who have been in a Kingdom Hall would know.
Something makes me think that this might make the rounds in e-mails among JWs.
Alligator Wisdom (aka Brother NOT Exerting Vigorously)
i wonder if someone who had never been to a kingdom hall would think this is funny.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_8vtmqf0wfe.
Funny and cute.
Only those who have been in a Kingdom Hall would know.
Something makes me think that this might make the rounds in e-mails among JWs.
Alligator Wisdom (aka Brother NOT Exerting Vigorously)
i wonder if someone who had never been to a kingdom hall would think this is funny.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_8vtmqf0wfe.
Funny and cute.
Only those who have been in a Kingdom Hall would know.
Something makes me think that this might make the rounds in e-mails among JWs.
Alligator Wisdom (aka Brother NOT Exerting Vigorously)
i have noticed that most kingdumb hells have had numerous comfort problems.
one of the most consistent is that they are extremely dry at this time of year.
i can remember when i had chapped hands, that it is always worse after sitting there for 2 hours.
We have a septic tank for our Kingdom Hall. It is situated outside underground, though only about 10 feet from the main entrance doors. It reeks about half the time. Gastly sickening during the hot and humid summer months.
I wonder if it is to keep the brothers/sisters from taking a break during the program by just lounging on the front steps.
Alligator Wisdom (aka Brother NOT Exerting Vigorously)
on pages 638 and 639 of its october 15 1954 watchtower, the organization answered the following question:.
how does jehovahs spirit help the faithful and discreet slave arrive at the truth of a matter?
the society does not claim infallibility or inspiration.
(Matthew 7:15-20) 1
15 “Be on the watch for the false prophets that come to YOU in sheep’s covering, but inside they are ravenous wolves. 16 By their fruits YOU will recognize them. Never do people gather grapes from thorns or figs from thistles, do they? 17 Likewise every good tree produces fine fruit, but every rotten tree produces worthless fruit; 18 a good tree cannot bear worthless fruit, neither can a rotten tree produce fine fruit. 19 Every tree not producing fine fruit gets cut down and thrown into the fire. 20 Really, then, by their fruits YOU will recognize those [men].
Alligator Wisdom (aka Brother NOT Exerting Vigorously)
is the fact that they are printing fewer magazines, like having just one watchtower for a whole month indicate financial troubles?.
definitly a cost saving measure.. www.isnrblog.com.
They are now having audio downloads for the magazines from the internet instead of creating/shipping CD's/MP3's now. The audio cassettes have been discontinued. Yes, part of cost cutting.
The magazines may go way of being used exclusively for promising RVs. Tract work is cheaper for the cold calling ministry.
It makes me wonder how much is really being donated for the annual item literature, such as yearbooks, daily text and calendars. Do you think many publishers will consider these as a "year-end" gift from the society for all the hard work that they are doing? I know I never donated for those items. What about the DVD's for the videos that are being released? Is anyone paying for these?
Alligator Wisdom (aka Brother NOT Exerting Vigorously)
highlights from a recent letter addressed to our boe:.
-- a married couple is leaving bethel, assigned to serve in our congregation as special pioneers.
-- the society will pay them $600 per month, and in addition cover their health insurance .
Clarification here :
From all the special pioneers that I know now, they receive $600 each per month. So, for this couple that sir82 mentioned, they would have coming $1200 per month ONLY if they meet the hour requirement. If not, than it is pro-rated.
Yes, they would have to be honest and not fudge the numbers they report in order to get the full amount of $600 each.
Sir82, you may have to double check what the letter to the BOE states.
I have a special pioneer couple in our congregation. They receive $1200 per month. I know of three other special pioneer couples in other congregations and they receive the same amount, $1200 per couple. Mind you, these special pioneers that I know are not from any Bethel layoffs. They were assigned these positions for over the past 10 years.
Alligator Wisdom (aka Brother NOT Exerting Vigorously)
i thought most of them were alright but a couple really sucked!
Current congregation : 1 out of 5
1) He is a very kind, sympathetic "shepherd" who doesn't emphasize textbook procedures and policy. I wonder if he peruses JWD.
2) A company man. Doesn't he know what "shepherd" means. He thrives off of doing paperwork and trying to look busy in the congregation. Forgets about various ones in the congregation, including those in his own book study.
3) Former Bethelite. Another company man. Always refers to the "society's direction". Hardly a word quoted from the Bible. Conservative and neglecting the "weightier matters".
4) Semi-company man. Has to be because he is on the society payroll as a special pioneer. Glorifies the FDS. Has sick family, so doesn't bother with petty and trivial stuff in the congregation.
5) New elder. Trying to tow the line and make himself acceptable. No sense of depth. Or at least trying to seem like he has depth. I see him as the new "gopher" in the elder body. He will be used to do all of the things that the other elders don't want to do.
Alligator Wisdom (aka Brother NOT Exerting Vigorously)
tell me the story behind the picture.... why is mr flipper mr flipper?
how much do you look like zappa, jk666?
and gopher - are you really a little old man?
Alligator Wisdom:
A play on words. (1) What comes to your mind when you see an alligator? Are you wise enough not to irritate it? (2) The brain of an alligator is about the size of a human thumb. I may be stupid, but I'm learning all the time. Besides, would you mess with an alligator?
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Taken from the Greatest Man Who Ever Lived publication chapter 82. Accompanying scriptural text : ( Luke 13:24) "Exert yourselves vigorously to get in through the narrow door, because many, I tell YOU, will seek to get in but will not be able,
Being raised as a JW, I was taught to struggle and contend in order to get approved by Jehovah. It burned me out. Now I realize that God is far more lenient and loving than the WTS portrayed Him to be. The avatar is a reminder of what energy I wasted in the past.
Alligator Wisdom (aka Brother NOT Exerting Vigorously by WTS standards)
dear youthful readers,.
were you into reading nancy drew or the hardy boys?
i inherited some of the originals but never had read them as a kid.
And to add :
I used to be addicted to Encyclopedia Brown mini mysteries when I was in the 3rd and 4th grade. Do any of you remember that series?
Alligator Wisdom (aka Brother NOT Exerting Vigorously)
dear youthful readers,.
were you into reading nancy drew or the hardy boys?
i inherited some of the originals but never had read them as a kid.
Back in the days I used to check out Hardy Boys mysteries from the library. I remember during one summer vacation I had read most of the series. In fact, once during 5th or 6th grade I actually read three books in a single day.
Alligator Wisdom (aka Brother NOT Exerting Vigorously)